Chris Brown turns 25 years young on this delightful Cinco de Mayo.
We’d buy the guy a margarita (or an O’Douls or Miller Sharps given his obvious anger issues and substance abuse problems), but, well, dude is in jail.
He’s lucky to get three square meals of any kind down in solitary.
1. Chris Brown Smoking Weed
Chris Brown smoking weed – 3 joints at the same time no less. What a class act as always.
2. Chris Brown Mugshot
Chris Brown’s mug shot following his D.C. assault arrest in 2013.
3. Chris Brown in Court (May 2014)
Nothing says thug quite like the ol’ orange jumpsuit.
4. Chris Brown Virginity
Chris Brown says he lost his virginity at age eight. And is a beast at sex as a result.
5. Chris Brown Thrusting
Chris Brown does his seductive thing on stage. In GIF form.
6. Chris Brown Smoking Photo
Chris Brown has himself a cigarette. Smoking is a thing that he does from time to time.
7. Chris Brown Teeth
Chris Brown’s teeth have seen better days. Lookin a little busted, dat grill.
8. Chris Brown Arm Tattoos
Check out Chris Brown’s arm tattoos. Those are some serious tats.
9. Chris Brown RAGE!
Chris Brown has that rage in his eyes again. Okay, it’s just during his performance at the Billboard Music Awards, but still.
10. Chris Brown Lookin’ Ridic
Chris Brown looking ridiculous, even by his lofty standards.
11. Christopher Brown Picture
Chris Brown. Always one to count on for news.
12. Chris Brown is a Douche
At least in this photo. We get it man! You’re cool!
13. Chris Brown, Rihanna: Thug Life
Chris Brown and Rihanna are here to wish you a Merry Christmas …. Thug Life style.
14. Chris Brown: Terrorist
Chris Brown is a terrorist … for Halloween, at least. Check out dude’s costume.
15. Chris Brown Grinding
Chris Brown grinds up on some sexy lady not named Rihanna or Karrueche.
16. Chris Brown Shirtless Picture
Chris Brown shirtless. And looking like kind of a douche. A ripped douche, but still douchey.
17. Champagne Shower
Chris Brown is about to produce a champagne shower like no other. Karrueche Tran, get ready.
18. Chris Brown, Champagne
Chris Brown is a class act, as demonstrated by this photo of him at the club. Champagne showers, anyone? From Chris Brown’s mouth?
19. Chris Brown Shirtless Pic
Chris Brown partying without a shirt at W.I.P. nightclub in New York. Not long after this pic was taken, crazy stuff went down.
20. Chris Brown Twitpic
Chris Brown was hurt in a fight with Drake’s entourage. Yes, he actually got into a fight with guys for once.
21. Contemplative Chris
Chris Brown contemplates life as he sees it. This is just before he reportedly flew into a blinding rage behind the scenes of Good Morning America.
22. Chris Brown Grabs Crotch
Chris Brown grabs some crotch in concert. Lovely.
23. Chris Brown Topless
Chris Brown likes to blow his top. Or perform without one in this case.
24. Beat Women, Not Animals
Words to live by from a Chris Brown meme right here ladies and gentlemen.
25. Rihanna Beaten Face Poster
This is one way to advertise a Chris Brown concert. Point, Stockholm, Sweden.
It’s been quite a year for Breezy. Even more than most years.
A year ago, it appeared that he was clean as a whistle – at least by his standards – but then came a fight outside a D.C. nightclub that landed him in jail.
Actually, it landed him in rehab, until he got kicked out. Twice.
Chris is presently rotting in a cell and/or flying across the country on Con Air as he awaits trial for assault and violating probation (for beating Rihanna).
That’s a lot to think about on your birthday, for sure.
The good news for Chris? Mark Geragos is a legal wizard and Karrueche Tran (below) has been sticking by him, so there might be hope for him yet.
That’s relatively little consolation, we’re sure, when your fellow inmates harass you for sucking at rap and wailing on a girl’s face, but hope nonetheless.
Hope they put a candle in your stale bread, CB.
In less controversial news, it’s also the aforementioned Mexican celebration, and Adele’s birthday on this first Monday of the month. Yeah May 5!
1. Karrueche Tran, Chris Brown Selfie
Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown team up on the most disgusting selfie of all time.
2. Karrueche Tran, Chris Brown Photograph
Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown are going strong together, despite him being in rehab and all. Good stuff.
3. Karrueche and Chris
Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown are going strong together, despite him being in rehab.
4. Karrueche Tran, Chris Brown Kiss
Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown kiss as he heads to rehab for anger management issues. She is standing by her man.
5. Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran Cuddling
Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran cuddling on Instagram makes for HUGE news for Team Breezy. Don’t you agree?
6. Karrueche Tran, No Pants, Chris Brown
Chris Brown rests his head on Karrueche’s a$ $ . That’s the reason Instagram was created.
7. Karrueche, Chris Brown
Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown used to date. Now he dumped her and she is pisssssssssed.
8. Karrueche Tran Bikini Pic
Karrueche Tran in a bikini. That right there is hot stuff if you’re Chris Brown or probably a lot of dudes.
9. Karrueche Tran Bikini Photo
Karrueche Tran in a hot bikini photo from June 2013. Chris Brown is hitting this (not in the violent sense).
10. Karrueche Tran Photograph
Karrueche Tran is totally doing Chris Brown. Well, depending on the month, that is.
11. Karrueche Tran Nude
Karrueche Tran nude in Rolling Out. Whatever that is, it’s got Karrueche Tran naked on its cover and you’ve got to respect them for that.
12. Karrueche Tran Topless Photo
Karrueche Tan topless for a publication called Rolling Out. Looks like she rolled out of her clothes, that’s for sure.
13. Hot Karrueche Tran Photo
Karrueche Tran be lookin’ hot as HELL in that lingerie. Makes you wanna get freaky-eaky.
14. Karrueche Tran Legs
Karrueche Tran has some beautiful legs. Less so when you realize they’ve been wrapped around Chris Brown’s face, but still, nice.
15. Karrueche Tran in VIBE
Karrueche Tran in VIBE. Chris Brown’s side piece is lookin’ SENSUAL.
16. Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran Photo
Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran partying. They recently broke up though. Sad.
17. Karrueche Tran, No Makeup
Karrueche Tran with no makeup. She still looks good, and dodged a bullet pretty good by getting dumped by Chris Brown.
18. Karrueche Tran Topless
Chris Brown’s girlfriend Karrueche Tran topless and covered in police tape. Hot. Sort of.
19. Chris Brown, Karrueche Tran
Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran at the club. Nice looking couple.
20. Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown Photo
Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown in a fun Instagram pic. These two are totally endgame.
21. Karrueche Tran, Chris Brown
Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown kiss at sunset. She posted this on Twitter, presumably marking her social media territory.
22. Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown
Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown hit the club. Looking happy as clams.
23. Karrueche Pic
Karrueche Tran is the girlfriend of Chris Brown. Kinda edgy as you can see.
24. A Karrueche Tran Pic
Rumors have been flying that Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together, but he’s still dating Karrueche Tran. She’s pretty. Look at her.
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